HONEY BOO BOO

nevver:

Nine easy steps to your own audience-flattering ted talk, TED-o-matic

neiladamsatthemovies:

There were some people who didn’t like the wolf scene. In particular one very important person. And he said, I don’t understand what this scene is doing in the movie. And I would always say to him, I’m not cutting it. That scene is why I’m making the movie.
- Wes Anderson

neiladamsatthemovies:

There were some people who didn’t like the wolf scene. In particular one very important person. And he said, I don’t understand what this scene is doing in the movie. And I would always say to him, I’m not cutting it. That scene is why I’m making the movie.

- Wes Anderson

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

wetheurban:

SPOTLIGHT: Hyperrealistic Paintings by Gustavo Silva Nuñez

Excuse…. me… What kind of?!

Valencia, Venezuela-based sorcerer artist Gustavo Silva Nuñez creates extraordinary paintings that are so hyperrealistic, they seem to come to life and flow right off the canvas.

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debonairest:

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

geraldine

debonairest:

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

geraldine

[My parents] wanted to actually apply to go to Canada but I think they ended up getting the green light to come to Australia. And when they got here, they tell me their story, they were sitting on the beach and they said to each other, ‘Should we go to Canada?’ and they said, ‘Nah!’ This looks too nice, you know, the beach and the weather, so this is where they’ve settled.
Yvonne Strahovski [2GB] (via wildcard-enforcer)
When movies claim being in a relationship cures mental illness: